Silence !!! I KEEl U

Dashing through the sand, With a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan, For Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, But not through checkpoint B. That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military. Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me. Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head. Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I keellll youuu. I KEEELL YOUOUOU!

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